Grace Bettenburg, Macalester College

“Nothing is stopping you from going to the Rainforest Café on a Thursday night. You’ll end up where you’re supposed to be- stop stressing about that calc test and enjoy your Safari fries.”

To Cadence Cooper: My hogs…. take care of them and wear them with pride

To Annie Swanholm: My swag-money c-squad mock trial skills- please fake cry and angrily argue with every man-splainer in my memory

To Kenley Barberot: My fantastic dance moves including (but not limited to) the Thriller and the half complete worm- make me proud